Field team: Hello? Hello? HEY! Yes. Down here. Helooooo… ok thank you. Just so you know, we are in the shit.
Regional office: Thanks for the update. You OK or you need some help with that shit?
Field: Shit yeah.
Region: What kind of shit is going down?
Field: Really shitty shit. I mean, there are shitloads of people coming across the border. Refugees. Returnees. You name it, we got it. And would you believe it, they all need shit, and they all need to shit.
Region: Sheeeeit. OK. Yo, HQ. Field is in the shit.
HQ: Well go help them with their shit.
Region: No shit, Sherlock. We are. It’s still shit. And it’s getting shitter. And now there’s like, bombs dropping and shit.
HQ: Oh, shit.
HQ: OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP WE ARE ON IT NOW AND IN CHARGE AND WE ALL HAVE TO GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER. I WANT DAILY UPDATES ABOUT THE SHITTYNESS OF THIS SHIT!
Region: Oh, shit.
Fundraising: Hi guys! Um… how much is all the shit you need gonna cost?
Field: Dunno. But shitloads, definitely shitloads. Call it ten million.
Fundraising: Oh, shit.
Region: HQ, can you give us some cash to give to Field, so they can get going while fundraising does their shit?
HQ: Ah, shit. Look it’s end of financial year… I’m a bit short right now… here’s $100k.
Region and Field: You have got to be shitting me.
Fundraising: Don’t worry guys! I totally got this. Field, can you please stop what you’re doing and send me some pictures of your shit?
Field: Shitshitshitshit. OK… fine. Here.
Finance: What the shit is going on? You’ve spent a million quid! Which shit for brains signed off on all this shit!?
Field: Sometimes the spirit just moves you. Y’know, humanitarian imperative an’ shit. Soz.
Region: “The spirit” just moves you? Bullshit! Right. Gin is now banned from all team sites.